...has a whole page all about Corey!

"Who is Corey?" you ask?

Corey (he/him) is your run-of-the-mill left-handed, medium-strong, teetotaling, homosexual cis white male millennial vegetarian dog dad whose interests include hummingbirds, houseplants, and 10 Things I Hate About You. He also reads, runs, and writes his own bios in the third person, apparently. Born and raised in the Midwestern United States of America, Corey currently resides in the godless, dystopian hellscape colloquially known as San Francisco with his partner (gay), their beloved rescue pup (perfect), and a growing box of random device cables he's 100% certain he'll need one day (he won't).

What? You'd like that again, but in list form? Fine...

Corey...

• cis
• white
• male
• gay
• sober
• millennial
• vegetarian
• dogs
• books
• plants
• running
• French fries
• San Francisco
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• too many useless cables
• not very strong

Happy now?

"Okay, but what the heck is Corey blogs...?" you're wondering?

Corey blogs... is Corey's blog...duh. It's something akin to a private diary except that it's published on the wide open internet where complete strangers, estranged relatives, sworn enemies, archnemeses (nemesi?), and any current or future employer can read it whenever they want, in secret, without Corey ever knowing. His first post was about a pair of old underwear.

Any more questions?

Oh, you wanna see Corey's dog now? Gosh, you're needy...

Just kidding! Thought you'd never ask!

Wait...you're still here? And you want to know more about Corey?!

Alright, knock yourself out:

• things he loves
• things he hates
• something he's failed at
• the worst thing he's ever done
• his desert island movies
• yet another bio

At this point you should probably tell Corey hi, since you're basically besties.