...18 things he hates!
I'm a pretty positive person.
In fact, for senior superlatives in high school, I was voted Class Optimist—weird flex, I know. (Also Class Sweetheart and Friendliest, if we're keeping score.)
Still, it's not all sunshine and roses in my neck of the woods. There are plenty of things I hate—or, more accurately, strongly dislike, since I strongly dislike the word "hate."
Off the top of my head, here are 18 of them:
- garlic
- a top sheet
- sitting with my back to the door
- Borat impersonations
- when the volume is left on an odd number
- Harry Caray impersonations
- surprises
- that "Whassup?" saying from those '90s beer commercials
- duvet covers (putting on AND taking off)
- bacon neck
- when a single word hangs over onto a new line at the end of a
paragraph - how bright headlights have gotten
- violence as comedy
- wind
- squinting in the sun
- driving a car
- those sticky white bugs that kill my houseplants
- garlic again
See?
Actually, that felt kinda good.
What about you? What do you hate strongly dislike? Vent it to me!