...in the company of a confounded canine.
My dog’s name is Ellie.
So far this morning I’ve called her…
- Ellie
- Ellie Belly
- Ellie Smelly Belly
- Monkey
- Lady
- Girl
- Baby
- Baby Girl
- Chicken
- Chicken Girl
- Baby Chicken
- Baby Chicken Girl
- Mamma
- Mamma Girl
- Pig
- Piggy
- Little Miss Baby Piggy Chicken Girl
I guess it makes sense that she doesn't come when I call.